Saturday, September 26, 2009

Don't Write Angry, Don't Write Angry

Hello friends. I'm Kim & boy do I have a wonderful product for you today! Have you ever sent an email, text or tweet that you really shouldn't have because you were angry? Did you call your boss a whore or tell your bff that she looked like a fucking cow? (Language people! You can't say fuck in a commercial!) Did you tell your sister that she was adopted & that your mom liked you better & that her ears look big & her boobs are small & that her ass looks big & that you stole her boyfriend in high school....I think you get my point.

Well, I have the solution for you! It's called pistoff. With this handy little program you can lock the keys of your cell phone & computer! You just install the program to your phone or cell phone. It will lock back up after each message sent. To unlock it all you have to do is:
  • Type your name
  • Age
  • Birth date
  • Social Security number
  • Weight this week
  • Telephone #
  • Shoe size in heals
  • Your first boy/girl-friend's middle name
  • Your first grade teacher's last name
  • Your mother's maiden name
  • What you had for dinner last night
  • The last time you had sex
  • When you expect to have sex again
  • (For Women) The first day of your last period

If you get through all that without throwing your phone or computer out the window, you should be calm enough to send only rational messages.

Available at all PMS retail stores. Get yours today!

I'd show you a picture, but I threw the damn computer out the window about an hour ago & somehow my phone ended up in the toilet. Huh, I wonder how that happened...

I love this movie! So, no music for you! Trust me, you'll have plenty on Monday.

I hope everyone is having a fun, safe weekend!

Peace & Love


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