Friday, July 10, 2009

Cranky Kim Rears Her Ugly Head

Where ,oh where, has my sanity gone?
Oh where, oh where can it be?
I thought I saw it in the toilet...
Turned out it was just my pee.

Now that is just not right! How could you write something like that? Um, read the first line. I lost my sanity! Hehehehe... I read my friend Brittany's blog on why she shouldn't write while on her period cuz she's bitchy (paraphrasing, sorry!) & thought to myself: Self, I says, at least she's got a reason! I unfortunately can not use the p-word as an excuse, I do have plenty of others, though. You wanna here them, here they go (just had an In Living Color moment~Damn you Jack & Stench!):

  • Hubby's working nights
  • I've been driving 200 miles a day for the last 4 days, just to get my daughter to & from school.
  • It's been just M & me...& I'm no Daddy (he is toy to all in this house!)
  • My 5 month old (goat) puppy ate my earphones (& my dmv registration renewal last week) & then purged them on the carpet~in front of my sleeping husband
  • My house is a mess & the maid seems to be on vacation (that bitch should be fired!)
  • My printer decided to break up w/my computer (Why???)
  • A kidlet in M's class asked me if I'm gonna have a baby (Damn kids & their free-speaking ways!)
  • I haven't smoked in 13 days (& I'm tempted, but haven't)
  • I tried eating right & did ok until yesterday, so I'm still fat.
  • There is only 2 more months until the Avon Walk & I'm only a little over 1/2 way there

And in happy news:

  • I haven't smoked in 13 days!
  • I'm over 1/2 way to my goal for the Avon Walk!
There are a few days left for the Timeshare Promotion. Come on people, get your donations in to get in the drawing on the 15th. I will be using to pick a winner & your # is given by the date your donation was received. And if you're feeling extra special generous, my friend Heather, who is also doing the walk, could really use your help, too! Thank you!

Just cuz I love me some Pink:

Peace & Love

1 comment:

  1. I love me some pink too and I love you and I love you so much! I hope that, the fucking maid gets her shit together. And I hope you don't smoke again (cause I'm proud of you). I also hope that damned dogoat (like that?) will stop eating your shiz. That's screwed. Really screwed. And I wish people would donate. I'll give you my uterus!!!!!!!


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