Friday, April 3, 2009

Day One of a Cranky Kim

Ok, I'm not quite cranky yet. So far so good.

This is what I should send to the tobacco company:

To whom it may concern:

Due to the high prices of your product, I am now on my way to becoming a nonsmoker. I thank you greatly for the increase, as I was getting tired of hacking anyway. You are helping my husband quit, too, which is a wonderful thing. I fear though, that he will be your patron for a while longer still. While I think your product is wonderful with a beer, I'm afraid I just can't afford it on a daily basis. I will miss it with my morning coffee & will grow to hate you as my weight increases.

Thank you for all the good & bad years.
Sincerely,
KD Cogley
(your soon to be ex-humble servant)

Peace & Love

2 comments:

  1. thats awesome my friend. good luck with it

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  2. Hi Kim...It's Clare =D Thanks for looking at my blog. I'm always grateful to have new readers.
    I hope you'll stop by more.

    Good luck with the smoking...or, lack thereof.

    TTYS,

    Clare =D

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