Hi, my name is Kim & I’m a dork. I am a happily married mother of a 9 yr old demon *cough cough*, er daughter. I'm usually reading on my Kindle, on the computer, or watching movies, but I'm usually reading. I'm a sucker for a happy ending. I sing badly & dance worse (only when alone or with the kid). I tend to get songs & movie quotes stuck in my head (mentally inked~get it? hee hee). I try to be a good person, wife & mother, but don’t always pull it off.
Come one, come all!, to the bitchiest circus in town! First we've got the chain-smoking hyena! And don't miss the snot-shooting monkeys! Finally, we've got the acrobatic Roses for your viewing pleasure...
If you can't guess, then I'll help you out: I'm sick. & yes, it appears I hear the voices in my head even when I'm sick! Also, I am going on 3 days without a cigarette (if you don't get the Roses reference, you are either too young to be around me right now or need to go watch War of the Roses-yes, I know there was also a book, but I haven't read it.), & I sound like the chain smoker that I am not (especially when I laugh). I am just so friggin pleasant to be around right now.
Just a little update, there are 2 more weeks to be entered into the Timeshare Raffle! I'm a little over halfway to my goal & can really use your help! Please people, it's for a fabulous cause. Let's help to save all of our boobies from cancer! I know money is tight for everyone right now. Even if you aren't able to give enough to get you entered into the raffle, every little bit helps! And if you email me w/your info, I will send you a little something special. kimberlycogley@yahoo.com
Ok, I'm starting to get all spacey again. So here's a video I like because they are nerdy sexy guys (& I happen to like the song) & I can do what I want, so nah! *sticking my tongue out*
Can I get a new coloring book? No, you just got one.But I want another one!
I'm on the phone! Don't drive your car right now!
Mom, can I watch a kids show?
Can I watch a movie?
Can I go on the computer?
Can I have popcorn?No, it's not even 9 yet.
Can I have popcorn now?No! Just like I told you 5 minutes ago!
Well, when can I have popcorn? When I say so, now stop asking me!
I can't barely put my hand in my mouth (as she's trying to fit her fist in her mouth). Don't do that!
I don't know how much more Spongebob I can take. Why don't they show more new ones?!
I'm amazed that I don't drink (much or very often). Don't get me wrong, I love my kid to pieces, but I am so thankful that she only gets 2 weeks off at a time! I'm used to getting up & having my alone time before waking her up. Unfortunately, I think I've only had that once this week. If I'm not back next week, please check my local crazy house (no offense to anyone in one), cuz I swear that is where she's gonna send me! Only one more week to go...
I wonder if this person just wants me away from Facebook. (Yes Sheri, I'm talking 'bout you! Heehee.) Workin, workin, workin...I should be workin (rawhide!)...but I'm not. I am here instead. I need to bring an audio recorder w/me when I drive. I had a blog planned out on the way to drop my daughter off at school & now I can't remember what it was about. It's gone. Completely.
I remember wanting to ask for donations (hint, hint) & if people were feeling generous & still had money left, wanting them to donate to a friend who is doing a Relay For Life.
I remember wanting to plug the Jack & Stench Show on CRN (fun & funny!). If you listen online (live) you can play on the chat board & see them through their webcam!
I remember wanting to plug Soap Blok soaps (which I adore, along with the person who makes them). If you go to her page on Facebook, you can ask her about ordering. If you donate to my wonderful cause, I have some fantabulous soaps, lotions, & lip balms that I will send you, but ONLY if you email me with your info! kimberlycogley@yahoo.com. Come on, people! Donate & smell yummy! Just kidding, no pressure.
I remember a convo I had this morning about wanting to limit my Starbucks intake to once a week & the possibility of quitting the smoking very soon (I'm not definite on the smoking, so please don't cheer me on just yet or give me any shit about it).
Getting older sucks! I talked to my brother yesterday & he was so excited cuz he thought he was turning 40 this year & a friend told him he was only going to be 39. He will only be 39. (Yes, my family is full of dorks. blood-related or not, it still runs in the family!) My cousin & a good friend just turned 30 within the last few days (Welcome to old age, guys!).
My 5 year old daughter sings the Pony song. (Yes, I'm up for mom of the year.) "Mom, what does hardy (she doesn't realize they're saying horny) mean?" "Baby, that's one I'll have to explain to you when you're older & you do NOT sing that song outside of the car, got it?!" Mom of the freakin' year, I tells ya! I need a tee-shirt made.
I'm starting to remember my blog! It had a circus ring master! And a thing, & another thing!
Penguins won the Stanley Cup on Friday! The hubby was jazzed since that's where he's from. I was jazzed because it gave me the chance to harrass one of my friends (Just one of the perks of being my friend!)
I discovered the joy of paying bills with Bill Pay through the bank (yes, it took me long enough). I looove it! I may start paying my bills on time! Thank you Bill Pay(imagine a pic of me w/my thumb up)!
I can't wait for the weekend so I can see some good friends for a gradumation party. (Congratulations Christy on gradumating! I think Tricia gradumated, too, so congratulations to her too!) It'll be a blast!
Peace & Love (& Starbucks for the rest of the week!)
Well hello, & thank you for joining me for this week's episode of Where the Hell is My Head?! Our contestant this week is a 30 year old, house wife (-ish type person) from the High Desert. Let's give a warm round of applause for Kimberly Cogley! Ah welcome, Kimberly! Kim, please. Welcome Kim. Would you like to tell us a little about yourself? Well John (yes, my inner announcer's name is John), like you said, I'm 30 years old. I've been married for 8 years & have a 5 year old daughter. My turn-ons are...(Just kidding.) Well Kim, here are the rules: You will have multiple choice questions. Your goal is to get as many answered correctly in the next minute as you possibly can. Are you ready to get started? I'm ready John!
What do you think you did yesterday? a) Laundry b) Work c) Cleaned the house d) Sat in traffic e) What day was yesterday? Um...e) What day was yesterday? That is correct! Great job Kim!
When you watched Wall-E on Sunday, what were your thoughts? a) I watched Wall-E? b) Awww...how cute! c) How many teeth do I have? d) If those people are so fat that they can't get out of their chairs, where the hell do all those babies come from?! It was d)! Absolutely D! Where did those babies come from? You are doing great!
When was the last time you talked to your grandmother? a) A couple weeks ago. not too long. b) Oh crap, Mother's Day was a month ago? No wonder she was upset w/me! c) Last week. I call every week Err...b) Oh crap, Mother's Day was a month ago? Right again!
What did you do on Monday & why? a) Tarjay~needed groceries b) Made a cake~hubby's birfday c) Went out to dinner~hubby's birfday (for anyone who doesn't know, I do know how to spell birthday) d) Yelled at my kid~her evil was showing e) All of the above I know, it was a) We went to Tarjay! I'm sorry, but that is incorrect. But we did! The correct answer is d) all of the above...
I'm sure y'all see where this is going. I'm not completely losing my mind (I'm not crazy, I just play one on tv), I was just giving you a little sneak peek into my mind again. It's sad to say that every once in a while, this is what it looks like.
First, I'd like to give a Happy Belated Birfday to my wonderful (he doesn't read this, but just in case) hubby. He just turned the big 40 on Monday. He got a mid-life crisis...I mean motorcycle for his birfday. As long as it's not a younger woman, this mid-life crisis works for me!
For those of you who have already donated for my walk, I thank you! I'm already a little over 1/2 way there!
My puppy has taken to peeing on the carpet out of nowhere. What the hell happened there? (Ha ha, I'm a poet!) She's gone almost 2 days without doing it again, so maybe she's done.
Since my mind seems to be all over the place ( & I love this movie!) today, I'm gonna leave you with this:
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