Counting Down Until Momma's Monsters Go Home

Hooray for Sunday! Today is the day my parents are back from vacation & coming to pick up their little beasts of destruction (ok, they're 2 wienerdogs). For anyone who may have missed it, here is a list of their infractions (most of which done in the first 3 days of their visit).

• Pee on the sliding glass door (within the first 5 min. of being here)


• Pee on the carpet (also within the first 5 min.)


• Pee on the couch (twice now!)


• Pee/poop in my daughter's bathroom


• Peeing/pooping several more times in my house


• My slider's drape & rod ripped out of the wall


• One of the little monsters proceeded to the shit on that same drape~twice


• Trying to dig to China in my carpet


• Trying to eat his way out of my kitchen to the outside world...through my kitchen wall

I love my parents, but I don't think we'll be puppysitting again. I just don't think my poor house can take anymore!

Peace & Love.